Combat Training

We here at The V3 are always endeavouring to employ the newest and deadliest combat techniques - as well as using British spellings whenever possible as this gives us greater credibility in the world of war and strategic defence.

I draw your attention to the photo below in which I demonstrate on Vladia Velocicat the ancient and formidable "T. Rex Striking Down The Triceratops" maneuver, which originated in the ancient cat martial arts of Persia (if I'm not mistaken, during the times of Shah Fluff-head The Magnificent).



Vladia Velocicat recovered from her injuries with characteristic speed and diligence.