Naughty Cheop Caught In Barbie Bedtime Scandal!!!
Daily Catspress - Commander Cheop The Cat has been photographed dalliancing with a female HUMAN! And not just any female HUMAN - a plastic female HUMAN!KittyNet photographers on a routine surveillance mission snapped the V3 Commander unawares while he luxuriated and cat-vorted with one "Barbie The Plastic (female) Human". Cheop The Cat, who has only just recovered from the "Dickens Scandal", in which the Commander was seen to publically and dramatically waffle on his stance toward a new tiny cat cadet, Dickens (now "Oliver") . He publically and dramtically decried the kitten as a menace and enemy, then was photographed the same week breaking bread with the little chap. He had been regaining his credibility and had bolstered his public image with the recently announced "Cheopic Precepts".
This is a devastating blow to the Commander's reputation and all KittyNet will be on pins and needles to see if he can pull a rabbit out of the hat - with those rabbit-like paws of his - once more.
At this writing neither Cheop nor Barbie The Plastic HUMAN could be reached for comment.
- 8978s-mew - stand by for following trans. #82349- -- end
posted by Neal Romanek @ 11/30/2005 12:00:00 PM
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It's hard to tell if Cmmdr cheop is really cat-vorting or if he is attacking the evil human-like barbie. is he licking the hair of the barbie, or attacking her at the neck? is this just an attempt to sling mud on the Cmmdr's character by somecat after his job maybe?? could the surveillance camera have been doctored? This kind of thing makes all cats look bad!
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