Breath Weapon

Dear Sirs:

It has long been common knowledge that Commander Cheop's breath is...

...his breath is...

One of the most formidable weapons employed by Commander Cheop in his noble struggle against the HUMAN MENACE is his mighty and admirable breath.

His breath is potent. His breath is daring. His breath is...is potent.

The weapon is so effective, so perfectly deadly, that we here at THE V3 wonder if we have the proper safety equipment to properly manage it. The source of the stink - er, I mean - the key to the weapon's efficacy - lies in the neglect of Commander Cheop's dental hygiene. Perhaps KittyNet might send some kind of...send a...send a Dental Hygienist? Send help. Help. Any help at all.

Yours,

- Vladia Velocicat