CHEOP POISONED! (but unhurt)

To: KittyNet Intelligence (37.hpell-mork)
From: Cheop (id#code-33668.8j)

Vladia Velocicat's allegations are absurd. Just absurd. And not really worth commenting on.

However, yesterday afternoon, only hours after these pictures were snapped, I was witnessed by bystanders feline and human to vomit on the carpet voluminously--and I mean VOLUMINOUSLY. It is an awful thing to accuse someone of poisoning, but how much more awful it is to carry out the poisoning of one's superior officer. I'm sure that continuous study of the so-called "scandalous" (ha, ha, ha!) photos will help to conclusively identify the poisoner and be essential in bringing him (or her) to justice.

Please consider, for example:



Know that I am available any time of day--except between the napping hours of 7am - 9am and 1pm - 4pm and 8pm - 10pm--for any questions you may have about the poisoning.

Yours, etc.,

CHEOP THE CAT