Sri Lanka Deposition

Situation still grave.

Small black cute big-eyed meowing kitten intruder threatens to undo everything we have worked so hard over these several years to achieve.

As previously stated, I intend--once the cute small black kitten has been...dealt with--to file cat martial proceedings against Vladia Velocicat. She is a traitor. She has allied with the small black cute kitten intruder to the detriment of all.

Sri Lanka has been upset by the whole experience. I fear she has been retraumatized--that the PTSD she exhibited when she first came to us has been aggravated. She is withdrawn and moody.

Following is her deposition, given to me this afternoon, which I intend to present as evidence at Vladia's cat martial:

CHEOP: So Sri Lanka, how are you feeling today?
SRI LANKA: ...myik...
CHEOP: Vladia is a bad cat, isn't she?
SRI LANKA: ...myar...
CHEOP: How would you describe your emotional state prior to the arrival of the evil, villainous, odious and monstrous small new black cat?
SRI LANKA: ...myark...
CHEOP: Would you say you were, perhaps, beginning to recover from your post traumatic stress disorder symptoms, the result of your sad and tragic street life prior to being placed with me, your kind and benevolent guide and commander who only wants the best for you?
SRI LANKA: ...myap...
CHEOP: And would you say that the introduction of the new small, meowing, awful, little, smelly, treacherous black kitten has not only caused you to relapse but has jeopardized our entire mission for KittyNet?
SRI LANKA: ...meep...
CHEOP: Thank you, Sri Lanka, for your honesty. I know this must be painful for you. Is there anything more you would like to say about Agent Vladia Velocicat and her unhealthy and unwholesome and almost certainly treasonous relationship with the new and dangerous interloper?
SRI LANKA: ...mow...
CHEOP: Thank you. Thank you, Agent Sri Lanka.

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