Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Cmdr. Cheop Evaluation

In the interest of fairness--and, as the humans like to say, "transparency"--I have transmitted a request to KittyNet Records Office and have received back, to my satisfaction, the following reply:

To VLADIA VELOCICAT:

Per your Meowdom of Information Request #2978hh, attached is a copy of the Basic Cat Training grades for CHEOP THE CAT (KittyNet form 32/euk74 - id4s.hhmeorw.mew.2302d):

GENERAL

Climbing skills: C
Running skills: B
Creeping & stalking: B+
Problem solving: A

COMPULSORY MANEUVERS

Vertical leap: D
Inverted kick: B+
Stationary tackle: A
Running tackle: B
Standing swat: A
Vertical ("tree") sprint: C-

SOCIAL/PSYCHOLOGICAL

Interaction with other cats: B
Discipline: B+
Respect for superiors: B
Verbal ability: A
Killer Instinct: A+

Hope this information answers your questions,

"Lulu"
KittyNet Records Office
id#863-hdt.myar3


With every hope that these revelations aid us in our mission,

--Vladia Velocicat

cc: Commander Cheop

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