Knowledge of Time and Space
We at The V3 are proud to announce that Commander Cheop has ONCE AGAIN attained enlightenment. This after eating an entire can of tuna fish (albacore, chunk) in 15 seconds (also a personal best!!).
We are grateful for his leadership, as always, and most proud of his latest great accomplishment. As always.
-Vladia V.
(proofread by Cheop the Cat)
posted by Neal Romanek @ 5/10/2006 07:05:00 PM
4 Comments
4 Comments:
Commander Cheop you are inspiring as usual. "Pumpkin" here- ah, the iniquity! Pumpkin indeed. You may know me as McGillicuddy. Have infiltrated human unit and have them calling me the wormy name of Pumpkin. Have made contact with Gertie but she is pretending not to like me, following protocol I am sure. I hope to learn from the wisdom and most excellent proofreading of Cheop. McG out.
Gertie knows The Procedures well.
She will test you thoroughly. Oh, yes, she will test you! And only after you have been thoroughly tested will you be given the special red star in your file with a smiley face sticker.
Sometimes you get the scratch-n-sniff stickers too, which I really enjoy.
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TRULY HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE
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