Unholy Cat Rite!

TO: KITTYNET HIGH COMMAND
URGENT TRANSM. (keycode#32j8.7ps.mewk)

Commander Cheop has gone mad with power. And I really mean it this time.

In a strange and unwholesome ritual, our Commander vomited profusely, drawing a preternaturally perfect circle with his foul puke. Then he bid the new black kitten Dickens to step inside the circle and he said to Dickens: "Eat of it. Eat of this vomit and join me! Only with our combined strength can we end this destructive conflict and restore Cat Dominion to the Galaxy!"

And Dickens ate it!

HE ATE IT!!!

Declaring that only he is suited to tutoring Dickens the Cat in the ways of catitude, Cheop has taken it upon himself to be Dickens sole master and teacher.

I fear for the poor kitten's future. I fear for the poor kitten's soul! I fear for all of us!!

Send help at once!

--Vladia Velocicat